There is new great internet offer that is sure to exite all you busy Christians out there. Now, you no longer need to bother yourself by spending 4.76% of your week attending a Sunday service in order to recieve communion you can now do it from the comfort to your own home. No more having to deal with other people. God's favour is available to all who sign up for this wonderful offer. The inovative Gregory Dickow is now offering, when you sow a gift of $40 or more to his ministry:
I encourage you to take communion today over a situation where you don't feel God has turned to your favor. Then that situation will change because God has a blood-bought oath to show you His favor through His precious body and through His precious blood. I want you to expect it today!...Favor works for anybody. A toaster works for a good person and a bad person. The toaster works because you plug the cord in the electrical outlet and rely on its power, not because of anything special or holy about you.
In the same way, when you plug into the favor of God through the body and blood of Jesus by taking communion, it begins to work for you.
I am so excited to share these truths with you. When you begin to view taking communion in this new way and see God¿s favor begin to flow, everything turns around! What has been painful becomes helpful; what has been sadness becomes joyous; what has been dark becomes light; and what has been failure becomes success.
From the testimonials on Dickow's site, you can also learn that health and wealth can also be yours. Isn't this a wonderful offer! You don't even need to be righteous to receive the favour of God. It's too bad that Jesus or Paul didn't come up with this deal years ago. So many generations have missed such a wonderful opportunity. Sign up today before it's too late.
I'm sorry folks if you read my blog and are annoyed that I just seemed to disappear for awhile. I took a break because I need to re-evaluate my blog and decide if it was worth continuing. I sort of felt like I had run out of stuff to say and got a little obsessed with my site stats. I'm hearby restarting my blog but this time I'm going to just write about what I'm feeling and try my best not to care about how many people are reading my blog (within reason). I'm going to try to respond to some of the comments that people have left recently. Sorry again for ignoring you.